Despite what my blog may lead you to believe, it’s rare that I find a dildo that I like. That just works for me. Usually, they’re too long, or too girthy. They’re not that fun for me since I usually need a bit of vibration to get me off.  See, while I enjoy penetration, I rarely get off from it. It makes finding a dildo that takes me right to the edge of an orgasm hard to come by. Now, this isn’t the flaw of the dildos, I’m sure. It’s got to do with me and my vag. I just don’t think it appreciates a good dildo when it gets one. But hey, each body is different.

When Uberrime offered me the Splendid to review, I was a skeptic. I mean, I had seen many people praise them before but me and my picky vagina didn’t know if we would like it. Many a time before did I think “oh man, there’s this toy/toymaker that everyone’s raving about, I bet I’d love it!” and only come out sorely disappointed by the outcome. So you can see that I’d be a bit wary of this “hype”.

However, I know to admit when I’m wrong- in this case very wrong, about a toy or a company.

I want to start with how friendly the toymaker is. Marco is very kind and seriously dedicated to his work. You can see it in the toys he makes. His toys range from your average dildo, to intricate tentacles and monster cocks. Not to mention the colors are all gorgeous. Seriously.

When he asked me what color I wanted, I said I loved purple and he made me a sparkling purple and white Splendid. That’s another thing I love about Uberrime. Each and every dildo is handmade. You can see the care and craftsmanship that goes into the toy. It also means your toy is unique no two designs are exactly alike.

When the package shipped, I honestly forgot it was coming. So getting it in the mail was awesome. Usually, I don’t go into too much detail about the packaging because why the fuck would I? You’re here for the good stuff, the vag juice, the gritty review, and hopefully a good laugh. But see, the packaging was really neat. The toy comes in a sturdy plastic package with Uberrime’s logo on it. In the package, though it comes with a really detailed care instruction guide. It educates you about your toy, how to clean it, how to sterilize it, and my favorite part- what lubes are safe vs not safe to use.

I wish more packaging came with a slip with all the facts you need to know about your toy. Simply because not everyone may know that not all lubes can go with all toys. They may not know that it’s safe to boil your silicone dildo to give it a really good clean. There’s a lot that not everyone might just know. So educating them in a friendly manner is always good, in my opinion.

My Splendid came custom made with its gorgeous colors of puple and pearl.

And it fucks as well as it looks.

Made with platinum silicone, the Splendid is a dual-density dildo. The shaft is super squishy on the outside, but still a bit firm to the core when squeezed. The toy has a little over 5” of insertable length, and is altogether 6.5”. It has a pronounced head which is great for g-spot stimulation. The veins along the toy also make for great stimulation- while not being overbearing.

The toy is also harness compatible, so you can use it with a strap and fuck the hell out of your partner too!

Have you ever been fucking yourself and in the middle you need to pause and just look at the toy and wonder “How the fuck are you so good?” because I swear I do it every time with the Splendid. I never get used to how well it pounds my g-spot, and how well it’s able to get me right to near coming before I bring in a nice bullet vibe to help push me over the edge.

Whilst the addition of a bullet is needed for me, that’s not the case for everyone. It’s just the way my personal fuck sessions go, and my own preference.

All around this toy is amazing. The fact that it’s handmade, dual-density, you get to choose your own 2 color mix preference, and its timely shipping makes for the fact that this toy is only $55.99 a steal. The pure quality that goes into this toy can be obviously seen, and the love Marco has for his craft can’t be replicated.

Thank you Uberrime for giving me this toy free of charge. Views and writing are all mine and 100% honest.