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    The Wench Reviews: Womanizer Starlet

        There are a few things about the Womanizer Starlet that can be said. 1) Its name is totally terrible. 2) Its logo looks a bit like the Walgreens logo. 3) I’m unconditionally, and irrevocably, head over heels in love with it. When I was first offered toys to review from Betty’s Toy Box, I was excited. I was a new blogger, it was my first time working with a company to review a toy, and the world felt like my oyster or something. Picking out a toy was difficult until my eyes zeroed in on “Womanizer: Starlet” and at the time the blogosphere had been abuzz with hype…

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    The Wench Reviews: Seduce Me Rabbit Clit Teaser

    Do you know what I hate? Pepto-Bismol pink. Do you know what else I hate? This toy. Coincidentally, this toy is Pepto-Bismol pink and I think that was the universes first sign to run. But did I listen? No. No, I did not.  But my hate isn’t unfounded though. I don’t hate the toy exclusively because it’s pink. That would be ridiculous, and ridiculous I am not. (Most of the time.)  I hate the bullet vibrator that slides into the silicone bunny sleeve that vibrates in all the wrong places. I hate the little bunny ears that are supposed to “flicker” against my clit. I hate the batteries this toy takes (three whole cell button batteries). Honestly,…

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    The Wench Reviews: Sola Hop

    When Peepshow Toys gave me a chance to try out the Sola Hop I was skeptical. I had seen rabbit vibrators in porn, in stores, and of course in reviews. Each of those things had a different reaction. In porn, it looked great like it was the next best thing since sliced bread. In the store it was a bit weird– I couldn’t figure out how it would fit my anatomy, and in reviews, there was always mixed emotions (some would love it, some would hate it!). It was the time I figured out a rabbit vibrator for myself. It was the time I spread my labia and fly. *flap flap*? I…